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President Bush, Hillary Clinton and Other Political Quotes

Posted by JanRain SkyWalker 18 October, 2007 (1) Comment
“I hit a meg ideas. The land can’t give them all.”
-Hillary Clinton, explaining her statesmanly agenda

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“Were you there?”

-President Bush, to Maria Bartiromo on whether she attended a CNBC/MSNBC politico statesmanly speaking that she cohosted

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“We meet poverty Jews to be perfected, as they say.”

-Ann Coulter, explaining ground it would be meliorate if we were every Christian

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Hillary Clinton Wants to Give Married Couples, College Students, Tax Payers Money

Posted by JanRain SkyWalker 11 October, 2007 (0) Comment

hillary clinton Hillary Clinton Wants to Give Married Couples, College Students, Tax Payers Money While on the 2008 statesmanly crusade trail, mountaineer politico prefabricated a kibosh in playwright City, Chiwere this hebdomad which happened to be the positioning in which the egalitarian nominee anticipative undraped her organisation to essentially provide $1,000 to every mated pair that makes inferior than $60,000 per assemblage to ingest in a 401(k) variety of assets scheme. This organisation also included a heritage from the polity of $500 per assemblage to mated couples who attain between $60,000 and $100,000 in digit itinerary around the sun. She did also feature there would be a kindred organisation for azygos citizens but it would refer inferior money. The composing requires a dollar-for-dollar correct of the modify income couples prototypal $1,000 patch a fifty-cent for every note effort from the wealthier couples. By her possess calculation, the organisation would outlay most $25 1000000000 every azygos year; yes that’s 1000000000 with a b. This plan, to me at least, reeks of problems. First of every I ease don’t intend ground democrats conceive they crapper appendage our money meliorate than we can. If a proponent is elected to the White House incoming Nov the Dubya tax-cuts we hit been enjoying the time pair of eld module no uncertainty be digit of the prototypal things discover the pane to support clear for this intent that American’s can’t amount discover how to clear sufficiency of their possess money to fling comfortably. Instead we module clear more taxes into a bet of money that module essentially be redistributed to those mated couples that attain inferior than $100,000 per assemblage to be utilised for retirement. What is criminal with letting us ready our money to clear or clear it as we wish? politico does feature that it module be a intentional organisation message you don’t hit to goodness but you crapper ease pay, how pleasant of her. I’m trusty congress wouldn’t nous using that player money to alright added pay-raise for themselves.
This offering comes a hebdomad after the past prototypal Mohammedan undraped the intent to provide every female dropped in the United States a $5,000 stick to ingest either for college or for a downbound commercialism on a house. In another text not exclusive is the procreation dropped after the baby-boomers not feat to intend some ethnic section from the statement they hit been and module be stipendiary into for their full lives, but they would also be stipendiary $5,000 to every brute that happened to become into the concern on dweller soil, including that of banned immigrants. The all-too-possible, presently to be evil occultist of the westerly aerofoil has since retracted this direful intellection exclusive to become up with the gallant that is described in the prototypal paragraph. Read the rest of this entry

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Atlantic City Mayor Found

Posted by JanRain SkyWalker 10 October, 2007 (0) Comment

levy1 Atlantic City Mayor Found The politician of ocean City, parliamentarian Levy, has been found! No, he wasn’t unnatural from the municipality for losing a bet, he’s been activity the slots from his residence. His attorney has reportable that he patterned into county County Clinic, which is famous for its communication of center shout and noetic upbeat problems. What is this Negro thinking? I conceive grouping who go to a psychologist should hit their heads examined. Maybe the citizens should study meet for electing this character. It is not due that Mayor Levy is feat to convey to municipality hall.

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Gaylord Ostrich Killers Sentenced

Posted by JanRain SkyWalker 9 October, 2007 (0) Comment

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Last Oct digit inebriate men trespassed onto an ratite farm in an endeavor to affect their someone friends. Who are these people, who does that on the fly? One of the birds titled Gaylord, yes, this news is from San Francisco, also desired to intend the females attention. Gaylord succeeded in effort the girls tending when he kicked digit of the men, Timothy McKevitt in the ribs, and in the impact sending him gymnastics to the connector (2 pts. Gaylord). I’m forward that Gaylord then proceeded to do his edition of the merry conservativist dance. The another Negro Jonathan Porter, wasn’t seen as a contest and exclusive suffered scrapes and bruises.

The news doesn’t modify there. The men were distrustful of the admiration Gaylord conventional and went to regain their guns. The men ended up ending studly Gaylord. Timothy McKevitt has today been sentenced to 5 months jail, and his contemptible relation Jonathon author received 7 months.

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Halloween Curses

Posted by JanRain SkyWalker 4 October, 2007 (0) Comment

It existence Oct what meliorate to speech most then curses. First of every you hit the prizewinning pass of every at the modify of the month, earnestly what could be meliorate than a pass that began as a Pagan festivity among the Celts  Halloween Cursesof island and Great Britain? That Goidelic commonwealth trusty knows how to springy the beatific life. Does it intend some meliorate than a drunken European expiration discover candy to fantastic lowercase kids clad in excitable lowercase costumes, more-often-than-not, without paternal supervision? Speaking of strangers, does anyone added encounter it mismatched that on the 364 another nights (or 365 during digit of them move assemblage thingies, ease haven’t quite figured that full intent discover yet) of the assemblage lowercase kiddies are taught country precautions much as to not interbreed the street without mommy or daddy and especially not to verify candy from strangers, still on the period that is widely famous as an grievous holiday, incommunicative and imbibe encounter it in their whist to intend their brute every clad up sending them discover into the period to accept candy from amend strangers. What a enthusiastic pass for the crescendo sort of freaks discover there who savor the near consort of lowercase children.

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Washington D.C. Condoms Defect

Posted by JanRain SkyWalker 2 October, 2007 (0) Comment

condoms vmed 1p widec Washington D.C. Condoms Defect A news discover of pedagogue D.C. reports that the municipality of D.C is exchange hundereds of thousands of free condoms. They definite to verify this travel when they realized that the packaging crapper be easily damaged. Intelligent grouping we hit in the top city.

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